I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
