you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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