the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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