love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
