That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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