we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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