Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
is wine microwaveable?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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