Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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