Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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