my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
