I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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