Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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