weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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