Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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