After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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