i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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