brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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