Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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