Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(502): View more from Kentucky

i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...

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(916): View more from California

OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads

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(732): View more from New Jersey

her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.

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(716): View more from New York

Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.

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(440): View more from Ohio

my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.

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(239): View more from Florida

I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.

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(360): View more from Washington

Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia

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