I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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