i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia