redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.