My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
this is an emotional support booty call
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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