Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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