I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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