i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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