Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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