Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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