I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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