google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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