so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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