ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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