You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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