Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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