May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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