Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
operation harelip BJ is a go
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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