party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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