The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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