my mouth tastes like poor choices
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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