youre lurking in front of me
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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