Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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