This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I accidentally burped into my bong.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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