Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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