I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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