No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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