entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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