we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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