I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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