Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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