Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
wow bdsm is so cute
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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