Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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