Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
porn star boner night. come get it.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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