did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
this will be a night to untag.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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