K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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