she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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