at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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